General Guidelines

Listen up, I’m not your babysitter. If you want your package to show up, get your address right and use your real name. I’m not wasting my time fixing your sloppy mistakes. Mess it up, and your package gets delayed or canceled—that’s on you. Don’t come crying to me if it doesn’t show up. I’m not here to hold your hand through checkout.

Shipping and Handling

Shipping’s free, but that doesn’t mean I’m pulling off some magic trick. You want quality? You wait for it. Handling takes 3-5 days, and delivery takes 7-10 business days. Don’t like it? Too bad. You’re not dealing with some greedy corporation here—this is real life, not two-day shipping fantasies.

Want your stuff faster? Sure, you can pay extra, but don’t expect me to cover that for you. Free shipping costs me, not you, and if you want things on your terms, then cough up the cash.

Order multiple items? Don’t be shocked if they show up separately. My supply chain runs on reality, not your instant gratification. You’ll get your gear when it arrives—deal with it.

For U.S. folks, here’s the ugly truth: USPS is slow, and I know you hate it. So do I.

Patience, huh? Welcome to the real world.

Cancellation of Orders

You wanna cancel your order? Fine, but only before I toss it to the carrier. Once it’s on the move, it’s out of my hands. Don’t even bother asking for a cancelation after that—it’s not happening.

Tracking and Deliveries

I’ll give you a tracking number once I get it from the carrier, but don’t act like I control the post office. Tracking numbers change, things shift, whatever. You’ll get the info when I have it.

Oh, and one more thing: If the carrier says your package is delivered and you can’t find it? Tough luck. I’m not refunding or replacing something they say was delivered. That’s your problem now. Take it up with them.

Reserved Rights

I don’t trust shady behavior, and I’m not here to play games. If something smells off, I might require matching billing and shipping addresses to protect myself and my customers. I’m here to look out for the real ones, not deal with fraudsters.